When you cum in someones ass and the next shit they take comes from down south. It has a white head and a brown body resembeling the southern bals eagle.
Mary and Mike were having sex. she was complaining so mike wisperd hold on bitch. The next shit she took was the exact replica of the southern bald eagle.
by Rhymemaster-Z January 25, 2008
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by Bald eagles March 31, 2017
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Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019
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by Jackson Carr January 9, 2009
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Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
by Tocen November 7, 2009
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by Shore redneck January 25, 2014
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1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.
2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.
3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.
2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.
3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.
With his bad back? How does he lift em?
Shut up James.
With his bad back? How does he lift em?
Shut up James.
by Malloy Ahoy August 18, 2013
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