balcony bingo

A form of gay cruising that takes place in gay hotels or resorts where guests go from room to room to find someone who wants to party, i.e. have sex. It may be a purely voyeuristic activity too.

"They say they are a reputable place but I know there's lots of balcony bingo going on."

by Silvio Santos September 16, 2008

Balcony boys

Men (boys) who define themselves through the impressiveness of their balcony. Often use the line "you should come and see my balcony" when chatting up girls. Their main photo on tinder will always feature the balcony.

No I'm not interested, they're total balcony boys

by Jjrh January 21, 2019

Balcony Boxing

The act of masterbating on a balcony or other lofty location visible to the public.

Ralph likes to do a bit of balcony boxing.

by Steve 'Sadam' Adams May 15, 2007

Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!

Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."

by SillyDilly June 16, 2010

Balcony Wipe

The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.

"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"

by Dark_Badger July 9, 2007

balcony toss

Having sexual intercourse with a woman and proceeding to immediately throw her from a balcony.

I didn't bother poking an airhole for the glass bottom boat, since I planned to follow it up with a balcony toss.

by Private Johnson February 8, 2007

Balcony Spritzer

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009