Balagadoo

When something goes horribly wrong and you don’t have the words to describe it.

Boss: “Jonny I’ve been sleeping with your wife and she’s leaving you for me. By the way you are fired”.

Jonny: “It balagadoo be like that!”

by chefnatebecookin August 28, 2022

babagi

a different name for a game called battlefield

4090 or la babagi

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm December 12, 2022

balagala

When u accidentally cut your penis off and a swarm of bees eat it

Omg Dave just balagala, the bees

by My. Dawg February 26, 2022

blagine

The pink, warm, soft, moist valley of utopia located in the lower abdominal region of a female.

I need some freekin' blagine, man.
Dude, stop being such a blagine.

by Sweet Eddy G March 16, 2008

Balaji

1. (n.) Thug Of Thugs; OG of OG's. Born in 1990 on the streets of india, he quickly came to america and quickly gained respect form his wise decisions, intellect, and bravery. Later he changed his name to, BallaG. Even though it is spelled differently it is still pronounced the same.

2. (v.);BallaG; to kill or, more street, to cap an ass.

3. (adj.)A person who is smart and makes quick decisions. One who is brave and fears nothing also one who is very athletic.

1. (v) Yo im'a gonna BallaG you bitatch.

2. (adj.) Yo you a real Balaji dog.

by BiggMac March 7, 2005

Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Theory of balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.

While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.

by Festus Wondergums August 15, 2007