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Bakers Hat

Imaginary bakers hat used to "beat cakes" (sex)
Im about to put my bakers hat on tonight bro and beat some cakes Jesse James
by Deeezy91685 May 27, 2010
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bakers oven

A really wicked yeast infection that skanks get, smells like a dead Tuna sodomized a dumpster in a black neighborhood. (Mid-evil Canadian)
Local creep Andrew looked for his next "trick" while driving down the busy street, he found disappointment after learning Trixy had a bad case of bakers oven.
by J & K Slander Inc. February 7, 2005
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Bakers Dozen

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)
by Light Joker August 4, 2004
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Bakers Dolphin

The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.
Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"

Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"

Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"
by Pissfistercumtumbler December 24, 2010
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bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
by ha26 March 2, 2015
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Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.
by Adam_nation May 16, 2018
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Bakers Wife

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man
by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021
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