Baked

When you can't comprehend what is being taught

This work has me absolutely baked

by You already know my name March 14, 2022

Baked

Getting baked is another word for getting roasted. The word baked can also mean getting roasted severly

Ex: That is gonna get baked if he dosent shut his mouth.

by Datboi2016 May 14, 2016

Baked

To Kush Connoisseurs, there are two types of weed:
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH

Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED

now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D

dealer: so how was that grandaddy purps i chopped ya yesterday?
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned

by Le Kronic March 26, 2013

Baked

Verb; to do sexual things with the one and only Bobby Baker. This usually happens at a concert of some sort, usually Brad Paisley. One who get baked is most of the time under the influence of a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs. He/she does not realize that they got baked until the next morning when they are hungover and already dont feel good.

Friend1:" bobby just hooked up with that girl over there"

Friend2:"That bitch just got baked!!"

Friend1:"I dont think she even knows that she just got baked"

by Jed8397 May 17, 2014

Baked

Baked, beyond roasted (when a group of friends aim all jokes on you.) When you bake someone these are jokes of mass destruction. There is no coming back from a bake!

Friend A: we just roasted his ass bro.!!

B: Naw my dude we just baked him!

Friend A: we just roasted ass bro.

Friend B: Naw my dude, we just baked him!

by WordGirl_23 November 17, 2016

Baked

To Feel Stupid Or Dumb

2+2 isn't 5 it's 4 So You're Baked.

by D33zNutz1nHD March 23, 2008

Baked

Adj. word used to decribe something or someone that is very cool or awesome.

Jack: Dude, there's Stan!

Bill: Stan is so baked!

by Irish48 December 21, 2009