baja blast

when you make a scene at taco bell so your wife divorces you

i pulled a baja blast yesterday and now im single

by stamos!! May 26, 2019

Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018

Baja Blasting

When you receive a blowjob from someone who has Mountain Dew Baja Blast in their mouth, when you cum you have Baja Blasted

Guy: Can we try Baja Blasting?
Girl: I've been waiting for you to ask that question!

by Loezock June 1, 2016

Baja Blasting

When you escape your prison at home leaving your kids behind to go to taco bell and do a huge blast of heroin while nodding and waiting for your baja blast.

The soccer mom in the minivan is nodding out. She was definitely baja blasting.

by CeeJayBee1981 September 21, 2020

baja blast

To beef while skateboarding so hard it causes you to lose your job.

homicide was doing some sick flips on his way to work, but he baja blasted himself into the unemployment office. Taco Bell doesn't care if you have a concussion, you're still a half hour late to your shift.

by .tee. May 14, 2014

Baja Blasted

High; under the influence

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019

baja blast

dude i love me some baja blast

blast from the past

i loooove me some chalupa and some baja blast

by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 26, 2022