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Baja Blast

When you shit fart the cum in your asshole on your partner's face.
My girlfriend gave me a Baja blast. It didn't taste as good as taco bell advertised.
by Sydswag May 28, 2020
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Baja Blast

The act of going inside a taco bell bathroom after eating 69 cheesy gordita crunches, placing a baja blast freeze on top of the toilet seat and attempting to shit 6 feet above the ground into the cup. If successful, your dawg has to drink it in front of cashier. If he refuses he has to throw it at the nearest customer while shouting ALLAH AKBAR and does a snow angel in the floor with the baja blast
by YourDadMikeJason May 1, 2019
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Baja Blast

The act of ejaculation on a stranger/ loved one in public proceeded by suicide via gunshot to the head directed at the target of the initial blast.
"Did you hear? Phil Baja Blasted all over his Mom.. Can't believe he's dead..."

"Duuuuude"
by crisco_king420 December 31, 2015
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Baja Blast

The worst drink ever produced. Mountain Dew and the Pepsi corporation...what were you thinking?
Percy: Let me just get something to drink *starts to dispense Mountain Dew Baja Blast from soda machine at Taco Bell*

Vincent: Are you stupid? Get anything but that garbage, even Surge!
by aknoblach July 30, 2006
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baja blast

A Mountain Dew drink available, strangely enough, only at taco bell and tastes like a mixture of the short lived soda Pepsi Blue, regular Mountain Dew, ecstasy, Sweet Tarts, and Surge. Has a bluish-green tint.
baja blast is a tropical lemon lime storm.
by crackstar June 16, 2007
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baja blast

oh man baja blast.......i think i just creamed my pants
by julieroxlikenoother September 29, 2007
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Baja Blasted

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.
Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!
by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011
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