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bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.
"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke
by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015
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Jahaitian

A person who is half Jamaican and half Haitian.
His mom is Haitian, but his dad is Jamaican. He is Jahaitian!
by happ27 March 7, 2007
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Bahattin

Greasiest meat in all of eltham
Person 1: do you wanna go to Bahattin's Gukmud LTD?
Person 2: no
by PKK War Drone October 28, 2020
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Bahattin

A heroic warrior of the PKK; a lover, a father, a fighter. Once you meet a Bahattin you never forget him.
by PKK War Drone October 27, 2020
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Bahamian Totebag

A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.
"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."
by Jennifer Kindernay July 10, 2006
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Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 9, 2008
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Bahamian Chick

A Female that is from the Bahamas
she's a Bahamian chick
by Amanda Greene July 28, 2017
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