Bagpiping 

A form of oral sex. To blow into the shaft of the penis whilst squeezing the testicles.

“I need that that sexual pain, but she took the bagpiping too seriously and I can’t feel my balls.”

Bagpiping by Big Roddy Rod July 14, 2023

bagpiping 

the compression of a volcano vaporizer bag in the face of an unwilling party so that they may inadvertently inhale its contents while attempting to protest.

"meredith says she doesn't want to smoke...guess who's in for a bagpiping."

bagpiping by interstellar peace confrence 69 March 27, 2007

bagpiping 

where a person holds a mans penis in between there arms and chest and moves her arm back and forth while humming the tune of the scottish national anthem. at this point th reciever gets aids.

Bagpiping... not for me but cheers for the aids

bagpiping by Rordogger March 13, 2010

Bagpiping 

The male version of titty-fucking. When one man wraps his scrotum and testicles around another mans penis, and engages in intercourse thusly.

When you rub your penis between another man's testicles, it is called 'bagpiping' !

Bagpiping by Axemonkey April 16, 2010

bagpiping 

when a woman with abnormally large breasts falls asleep on her side. in doing so, one tit falls under her armpit and rests. as the woman rolls over even more, she crushes the breast, which usually wakes her and causes her to let out a scream sounding like a bagpipe

girl 1: oh god my tit hurts so bad!

girl 2: why, what happened?

girl 1: well i accidentally started bagpiping last night and almost deflated my boob

bagpiping by mad cunt2 January 19, 2009

bagpiping 

when late at night bagpipe music is blasted at high decibels outside some ones door waking them. This is done as revenge or to just be a plain asshole. ( it is meant to sound worse than it actually is confusing those who are not in "the know.")

Bobby:Holy crap what is that noise?

Jon: You've just been BAGPIPED SON!

Bobby: wow. you're an ass for bagpiping me.

bagpiping by Mc7 September 2, 2010

Bagpiping 

The act of blowing into someones penis until their bladder inflates, then tickling their legs so that they scream, sounding like a bagpipe.

"Lets go back to your place and do some bagpiping!"

Bagpiping by Bagpiper1000 March 20, 2024