trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid

Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”

by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021

bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.

Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.

by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003

bagless upright

A female that has had a hysterectomy.

You don't need a condom, that bitch is a bagless upright.

by TSIA June 16, 2006

joshing your bagles

just joking.

i was just joshing your bagles!

by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011

Bagletti Cleaver.

When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.

"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.

by Hectic_Megaboss June 12, 2019

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

barred up and bagless

Overly keen or confident

No point in gettin barred up and bagless dude, that was beginners luck!

by tigga72 September 27, 2019