The Birmingham Bagle

A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.

You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!

by Rud November 8, 2007

jew bagle

a money hoarding no life who mooches off all of his friends

No Slinky, you cant have any more; damn jew bagle.

by aninocntbystndr February 7, 2010

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

Mayo bagle

Glazing a ring of cum around someones asshole

gave my girl a mayo bagle last night.

by facebookok December 15, 2020

bagle dog

where you attempt a pink sock but when pulling out the penis rips off, stuck in the girl's but hole.

Dood after attempting a pink sock he got bagle dogged and had to go to the ER.

by Tom Naime May 14, 2008

jew-bagle

when a jew that has been inserted into a toaster they become a jew-bagle.

that dude is a total jew-bagle

by ays~ October 29, 2010

Jew Bagle

A Jew that is retared

Christopher Michael Nunez is a Jew Bagle

by BIG DADDY T-MAC June 19, 2009