tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 02, 2008

bag lunch

Euphemism for booze of any variety

"Gee, biotch, how about some bag lunch?"
"What are we having today? Bag lunch!"

by Goatsnuzz June 05, 2004

The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.

Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.

by skip gunderson December 30, 2008

hot bag lunch

when you burp into a vagina, either on purpose or by accident.

"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"

by Deadbrother February 04, 2009

California Bag Lunch

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.

Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.

by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019

Douche-bag lunch

douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.

“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”

by untitledlife September 29, 2005

hot-bagged lunch

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.

leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.

by f;lkjsdf December 07, 2007