bag of ass

One possessing no admirable qualities whatsoever, showing no motivation towards physical or mental strain and displaying intense apethy towards progress.

Look at that fat nasty bag of ass, work his shit over and get back to me.

by gunshow February 7, 2005

bag of ass

A cheap excuse for a girlfriend.

Well, the next time you talk to Jeff invite him to the party and tell him he can bring his bag of ass.

by Jen December 29, 2004

bag of asses

when you're like 13, or so, and you are just one of those assholes that think you're the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an asshole, but you're so much of an asshole, it's like an entire bag of asses, with lots of variety, not just one ass.

"Damn, you were an asshole when you were 13!"
"I was like a bag of asses, like a whole variety of asses, in a bag."

by GagaFreakBitch May 18, 2010

Bottom of the Barrel Trash Bag Ass Bitch

Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.

Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!

by kingohoes October 21, 2018

Rip a Bag of Ass

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!

Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.

by J.M. April 15, 2004

Ass Bag

Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.

Dude Tony is such a dirty ass bag.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

Ass Bag

Is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag or in general terms a bag of shit. Can be interchanged with Ass hole, Dick Head, Jerk and many other words of similar meaning

Jimmy starts too much crap with everyone, he is such an ass bag.

by CrapperV October 26, 2008