Rip a Bag of Ass

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!
Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.
by J.M. April 15, 2004
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bag o' ass

1. anything that does not go according to plan
2. an idiotic person
1. this job is a bag o' ass
2. look what this bag o' ass is about to do.
by sick December 15, 2003
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bag ass

hey, I'm gonna bag ass.
by dohmar August 12, 2005
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Garbage Bag Ass

When a girl that has a flabby ass uses tight jeans to hold the ass in place. You can still tell as it is trashy. Like a garbage bag overflowing, if the jeans ever exploded, you would have a mess. Abbreviated as GBA
Matt: Jeff do you think my ex-girlfriend is hot?
Jeff: Not really.
Matt: Why the f**k not?
Jeff: She has a major case of garbage bag ass.
by mattcrabbe December 4, 2010
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Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.
Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
by Zizzle January 4, 2007
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