bag it and tag it

Slang sexual term used to define using a bag or a mask to have foreplay and/or sexual intercourse with a girl who usually has a nice body, but an unattractive face.

She had a nice ass body, but a dog ugly face, so he just decided to bag it and tag it.

by J. Gramling May 17, 2006

Bag it and Tag it

To bag and tag someone means to literally put a bag over their face and then engage in sexual intercourse (Tag-it). Bag and Tag is used when the person has a smoking body but a really ugly face (kind of like it was beaten repeatedly with a tennis racket). Bagging and Tagging can also work when you are bored of screwing the same person and you place a bag over their face and pretend that its someone else.

Bob "Dude, I'm sooo tired"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"

by Larged ball man December 20, 2008

bag ‘em and tag ‘em

Hooking up with someone and then talking about it to everyone

Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em

by DJABBYCHRIST October 6, 2019

tag and bag

to fuck a girl and never talk to her again

im gunna tag and bag that bitch tonight

by larze February 23, 2008

Tag and Bag

To own someone as property.

"She's hot, yes. But she's talked marriage since the first date."

She wants to tag and bag you Freddie. Be careful.

by Logged_A_Few_Miles July 16, 2021

tag em and bag em

used during competitive gaming. derived from toe tags and body bags. should only be said after a sweet kill. can be compared to pwned or owned or any other word with a similar use.

*player 1 frags player 2 and 3*

Player 1: "tag em and bag em!!!!!"
player 2 + 3: "i hate u."

by Peter L March 11, 2008

bag, tag and hurl

When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.

haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011