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Baden is probably some German dude, he has a HUGE dick, bigger then big. He is also a king and loving person but can be a playa so guys watch out he's gonna steal your girl.
Girl 1: Is that Baden over there?

Girl 2: Yeah, apparently he has a huge dick!

Girl 3: Oh yeah, Megan told me that apparently its the biggest she has seen!
Baden by Meganqwer1 August 12, 2018
Bent nose fat fuck who can’t light a match for shit
Person 1: is that guy trying to light a match

Person2: he’s also got a bent nose

Both people : MUST BE A BADEN AHAH
Baden by No one likes Baden March 21, 2020
a really amazing guy who has his life figured out by the time he’s 14, although things don’t always goes as he plans but he rolls with it. is most comfortable around girl friends and catches feelings fast. he’s kind and will talk to you about anything, he will always be there for you even if you aren’t there for him. he forgives very quickly and loves talking on the phone. a bit of a simp, although he’ll never admit it. if he likes you, he’ll remember the little things and somehow be able to almost read your mind. his only downfall is believing things he sees on the internet way to quickly and being super opinionated, but overall a really amazing person that any girl would be lucky to have.
girl 1: he’s so amazing, but thinks chocolate donuts are better than powdered ones and won’t budge about it.
girl 2: he must be a baden, you’re so lucky!!!
Baden by depressedweasel September 13, 2020
A great person with a very feminine nature, Baden's are usually crazy at times and can be quite dramatic. But at heart they really care about there friends and family.
Baden is a lovely guy
Baden by Maximusbilly September 3, 2015
Baden is an amazing guitars who doesn’t have a big enough ego and he is better than most
Omg he is so good at guitar
Well it’s baden what did you think
Baden by The authorities June 12, 2018
Your typical know it all. He has all the facts, dates and definitions in his head and will without fail correct anyone who gets anything wrong. You don't want to mess up around a Baden, or he'll make you pay. They are also very neat and organized and it drives normal people nuts. He doesn't get jokes, nor can he tell them. He's always in his maps, notebooks and what-not and he'd rather spend a day holed up in his room than with other people. Baden's brains are wired differently than yours so expect a frustrating time trying to explain anything to him.
"We just a new employee."
"Oh yeah? What's his name?"
"Baden."
"Okay, I quit. There'll be no peace for any of us from this day forward."
Baden by Captain Loloch February 1, 2022