backseat driver

Someone who has their seat reclined so far back that it appears as if they are driving from the backseat. Usually found in more urban locations.
It bothers me how much of Hartfords citizens are backseat drivers!
by kirasakuya July 04, 2011
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Backseat Driver

When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.
Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.
by OCTO THE CHOP GOD June 01, 2019
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backseat driver

When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.
I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!
by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010
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Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.
You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!
by Spoodergirl March 13, 2019
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designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house
drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver
by yomommasofat June 29, 2009
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When the person/persons in the backseat of any vehicle gets blasted by high velocity wind, be it cold or hot.

This is due the lethal combination of open windows and high speeds. The Driver is then referenced as a "douche bag", especially if it is done intentionally.

This can also be done as a deterrent for driving someone that the Driver particularly doesn't like driving around. As well the Driver reserves the right to pretend like they can't hear the person in the back seat, pleading for mercy.
"Woah! Dude put up the fucking windows, I'm getting some hardcore backseat air!"

Joe:"Man, Jake was being such a douche bag."
Gary: "Awe, pulling the old Backseat Air eh?"

Backseat Occupant: "Yo! Roll up the windows!"
Driver: "WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Backseat Air Backseat Air Driver
by KaibaYoMama December 16, 2008
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Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.
Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!
by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020
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