karmic backlash

When things go smoothly for a period of time and you're enjoying life, karma finds its way back to you and fucks things up.

I had the best November but I'm getting karmic backlash and December is turning out to be such a drag.

by Yana TV January 21, 2009

backsplash

the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit too hard

I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower

by krak ho August 18, 2003

Backwash Cum

When you suck a guys dick, and you hold the cum in your mouth and then exchange it back to him through a kiss.

Damn that backwash cum tasted so good after last night.

by 0dharpsand0flats November 27, 2019

sloppy backwash

frenching after blowing a load in your girl's mouth.

I came in my girl's mouth and she asked me to sloppy backwash her, but I said HELLLL NOOO!!

by Not kinky November 3, 2007

study backlash

That headache you get after the exam when you suddenly stop cramming and your brain just melts to mush.

I had study backlash after cramming at the last minute for my sex ed test.
I got all the answers wrong anyway, making all that cramming a huge waste of time.

by morbidgolem November 7, 2007

Vaginal Backwash

A beverage made by an Australian company in in the early 30s, has the abbreviation VB or in full Vaginal Backwash.

Jimmy - Last night we did some fucking sick skids in the trusty old v6 Au Falcon, then we got hammered at the local.

Jimbo - Sweet as man, you look super hammered, what were you drinking ya coon.

Jimmy - Some crisp cold Vaginal Backwash with lemonade.

Jimbo - You little bitch, thats a shandy. You should be drinking straight VBs pussy. You must really drive a holden commo shitbox

by Ray Grimon February 26, 2019

Backsplash Barrier

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.

A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.

by qinomo December 16, 2011