Jack: "Come on babe, it's been forever since we last... you know..."
Jill: "Dammit Jack! I don't wanna rush into it... I'm just being cautious..."
Jack: "Don't worry babe, I've got johnnies..."
Jill: "They better not be those cheapo ones! I don't wanna babymake by accident..."
Jack: "Uhh,..."
Jill: "Dammit Jack! I don't wanna rush into it... I'm just being cautious..."
Jack: "Don't worry babe, I've got johnnies..."
Jill: "They better not be those cheapo ones! I don't wanna babymake by accident..."
Jack: "Uhh,..."
by swiftdeck August 13, 2009
An extremely hot guy. A prime male specimen you'd like to make pretty babies with, regardless of his personality.
Hmmm damn girl, did you see that babymaker?!
He's a jackass but we'd make the cutest babies! He's definitely on my babymaker list.
He's a jackass but we'd make the cutest babies! He's definitely on my babymaker list.
by Nikkinta November 17, 2014
John: did you fuck that girl last night?
Sam: no, she made it clear she wasn't interested with a swift kick to the babymaker :(
Sam: no, she made it clear she wasn't interested with a swift kick to the babymaker :(
by massivelols January 24, 2010
The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.
by smlysk8rboy9 September 27, 2010
Hey did you see the latest JMatt and the Babymakers gig!" "Yeah man i was there, and it's true about them being baby makers ;
by Flibberdigibbet May 26, 2010
A term used to describe heterosexuals in a negative way. Often used by openly gay people who like to make fun of straight people.
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)
Bill: hey Fred, check out that straight couple making out over there.
Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.
Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.
by lapez May 27, 2013
The Beijing Babymaker is the ancient and closely guarded secret behind the exploding Chinese population.
It entails ejaculating into a water pistol (or other suitable delivery device) over the period of several months, then hosting an orgy in which you impregnate at least ten women with the gun.
It entails ejaculating into a water pistol (or other suitable delivery device) over the period of several months, then hosting an orgy in which you impregnate at least ten women with the gun.
by JuanNil February 12, 2016