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When your baby is driving you crazy. Baby meaning new-born, infant, toddler and up.
My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.
by seanmlee July 20, 2011
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Naked Baby Syndrome

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An obsession with being naked
Wanting to remove all of your cloths
The need to roam naked
Liking the way you were the day you were born

Not the same as streaking
Stacey has Naked Baby Syndrome, she walks around her house naked.
by Benee August 30, 2007
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Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"That creepy little creature that sneezed on us at Fazoli's definitely had a bad case of Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS). Although God said to love all creatures great and small, I think I've found the exception to that rule."
by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005
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Crying Baby Syndrome

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Noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\

Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”

Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”

Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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punting baby syndrome

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When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.
YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006
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The baby syndrome

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Grown ups who still act as little kids. They tend to be mad when their hungry, and love to do the mickey mouse move, everybody to their house. They are also ashamed of giving hugs to their mothers in public, or they might not even give them hugs.
Dude, Ernest went to sleep yesterday at 7:00 pm I think he might have the baby syndrome.
by B.E. scientists March 12, 2016
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Phantom Baby Syndrome

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When you drop off the baby & feel like they’re still with you
Person A: Why’s that lady having a short panic attack at this Xmas party?
Person B: She forgot the baby’s at grandma’s. She’s suffering from Phantom Baby Syndrome.
by GibsonsDad December 16, 2022
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