big fucking baby

Usually a cute girl whose cuteness is overlooked due to her tendency to be extremely whiny and/or needy. When she isn't acting like her usual big fucking baby self, she comes across as very sophisticated - because she is. She is also of abnormally high intelligence...

she just tends to be so damn annoying sometimes!

Sometimes shortened to BFB
Big Fucking Baby: I don't know if I want to go to this party tonight because Im so tired and I just dont feel good... it's cold outside anyways and I think it's going to storm later and so I think I should just stay in tonight. I'm really hungry... Feed me!

Friend of the BFB: Oh my god, shut up, you're such a big fucking baby
by Plant Eater November 06, 2010
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I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.
Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!
by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 03, 2021
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When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
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She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words

“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying

Lick it up daddy”
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fuck baby

A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.

Synonyms: affair child, love child
"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."
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fuck baby

A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.

Synonyms: affair child, love child
"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."
by Blatter21 April 18, 2024
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