Baby Cannon

A Mormon girl who gets married solely for the purpose of having sex and thus leading to her shooting babies out of her vagina similar to a rapid-fire cannon.

Dude 1: "Dude, Jamie is getting married in like a month"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, she is gonna be a baby cannon in no time!"

by The Hungry Hungry Hippoes March 5, 2009

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016

baby canon

term for huge cock and balls

last night i let my baby canon launch an arial assault on becky's face

by kenshiro2432 December 31, 2005

baby canon

noun

term used for a huge package.

Damn, that is some baby canon you got there.

by jamallikesanal12 July 1, 2008

canyon baby

One who was born in a canyon, usually of European descent and of the lower class.

Why are Cletus' parents never around, and why is that dirty canyon baby always playing in the canyon?

by Dawl-E Lloma March 31, 2014