baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.

by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016