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bruh momentum 

the product of bruh mass and bruh velocity, and don't forget that bruh velocity is a vector value.
His bruh mass was small when his pizza rolls weren't done, so his bruh momentum was low.
bruh momentum by A spoonky July 19, 2019

Bruh Moment

'Bruh moment' is a blanket term for all situations that merit a reaction, whether that be shock, awe, or any other strongly felt emotion. In these such situations one must exclaim 'Bruh!', typically in a low tone of voice. Typically only men will exclaim using the word 'bruh', however, the S.O.B. (Society of Bruh) is a progressive union full of verified gamer bros and care not whether man nor woman exclaims with the word 'bruh'.
A bruh moment can include these situations:

Man 1: "Karen took the kids again! I don't think I'll ever see them again!"
Man 2: "Bruh!"
Bruh Moment by bruh sound effect #3 February 28, 2019

Bruh Moment

The pure awestruck experienced by a ridiculously silly action that usually sparks a gasp, or a "Bruh", hence the name.
"Billie just had a bruh moment as his friend Josh proceeds to do a backflip, then eat his own ass."
Bruh Moment by Dankcommand March 24, 2019

Hank Bruh Moment 

When someone is acting especially down bad or sus.

top ten bruh moments 

A top ten bruh moment is not an ordinary bruh moment, but one of the top ten, as the name suggests. When one says this phrase in reaction to an incredibly sigh-worthy or devastating moment, they are implying that it is a top ten bruh moment. However, it can simply just be dropped into conversation as a response to anything, just to be annoying and cringy.
Person 1: I lost my elytra and it despawned!

Person 2: Top ten bruh moments.

bruh momentum 

1. When a person gets bruh'd so much that you will physically be pushed backwards by the bruh force.
2. Using an insane amount of bruh force to physically push the bruh receiver backwards.
Person 1: Ayo bruh what happened to Person 2 yesterday?
Person 3: He got hit wit da bruh momentum.