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brown nose 

1. To suck up or be very nice to your boss or teacher to earn special treatment.

2. To pull down your pants and shove someone's nose into your anal cavity, leaving the tip covered in shit. (Should be done after taking a poop. Not wiping also produces better results.)
1. "Dammit! Johnson wouldn't have gotten that raise if he wasn't such a brown nose."

2. "Ha, Tim was such an asshole yesterday that today on the bus, I gave him a brown nose."
brown nose by Pepé March 20, 2005

Brown nose 

some on who is trying to suck up to some one of a higher potision, it is also called bum or ass licking (not to be confused with rimming) and is used to achevie a promotion or high grades
brown nose examples
The animal liberation frount to peta
the teachers pet
Brown nose by Skwiff December 13, 2010

brown nose 

Some one who sucks up to another or ass kiss's
a:y0y0y
B;your look good today oh ur so clever
<EVERY ONE ELSE :|>
a:errrr yea
brown nose by A*B November 25, 2002

brown nose 

when eating out a girl your nose accidentally penetrates the girl's sphincter or clitoris
yesterday was the first time I went to third base and I'm afraid I brown nosed my girlfriend
brown nose by hotjohnny69lol October 23, 2011

brown nose 

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.
brown nose by Evan Met May 10, 2006

brown nose 

to open your ass cheeks and go up to someone (passed out, sleeping, or if your homosexual or something, or you like it) and put ur asshole on their nose leaving marks of your shit hence called a brown nose.
dude jake passed out at the party last night and someone brown nosed him.

bitch stfu or ima brown nose your ass.

hold em down! hold em down! BROWN NOSE EM!!!
brown nose by Mr.shi October 21, 2007