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Brown Hairing

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Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.
Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.
by MrPrefect October 5, 2005
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HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.
That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.
by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011
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Brown hairy Apple

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Its a coconut in disguise
"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"
by fart_lord July 18, 2020
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Brown Hairs

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A name given to the hairy beaver! Someone who is taking a break from shaving to go au natural for that extra fuzzy cream pie!
We don’t care, if you’ve got brown hairs downstairs!
by MS.M-R April 9, 2020
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brownaire

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(V) to fart on a specific part of someones body.
last night a prostitute brownaired my eyeball and now its all pink. shit.
by mr. fart September 15, 2007
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