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Brow blindness 

The lack of ability to see how ugly your eyebrows are.
"I wasn't sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. Her eyebrows were distracting. - She must have been suffering from brow blindness"

"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"

"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"
Brow blindness by Benny Frost October 16, 2014
Related Words

Brow Drunk 

Brow Drunk is derived from the phrase "eyebrow drunk." This phrase refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it. Thus, the patient is now eyebrow drunk because they have ingested vodka through their eyebrow wound.
The phrase Brow Drunk refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it.
Brow Drunk by Hungryandatthegym January 24, 2014

Brow Buster 

brow buhs-ter

noun

a blustering, quarrelsome, overbearing person who habitually badgers and intimidates smaller or weaker people.
My big brother stole my things again, he's such a brow buster
Brow Buster by ranno July 4, 2009

Brow Slit 

A line that is cut into you eyebrow;use to be a symbol for gay, but people do it anyway to look cool;emo
She decided to make a "brow slit" because she had no friends and wanted to be more popular, but sadly she didn't realize it would make her look emo
Brow Slit by Ya Bitch dont lie January 7, 2020

Brow Envy 

A feeling of envy regarding someone else's eyebrows.

Can be an envy of the shape or size of their brows or of the ability, for example, to raise one eyebrow.
Abbreviated to "Brenvy".
Annie saw Hannah raise an eyebrow and thought it looked cool. "Wow, I have really bad brow envy" she said to herself.
Brow Envy by Yazoo 33 January 7, 2010

brow salt 

the white salty powder that accumulates on the eyebrows during the day, particularly if one has especially active sweat glands
The salt shaker was empty that night, so Jimbo rubbed a finger across his brow and licked some brow salt before each bite.
brow salt by moldyoldies December 1, 2009