secret boyscout

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.

"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."

by Jared Smith January 10, 2008

Porcelain BoyScout

A sexual act involving a toilet a neckerchief and two people in which the person sitting on the toilet receives fillacio from the second person while choking them with a boyscouts neckerchief and deficating simultaniously.

I woke up in jail this morning being told by the officer on duty that I was going to burn in hell for choking a hooker in a subway bathroom with my dew rag. I responded that I was giving her a porcelain boyscout.

by badassmckickass October 1, 2010

dirty boyscout

When a bar tender stirs a drink with their dick.

Kim gave the bar tender a nasty attitude when asking for a drink so he stirred her drink with his dick while saying your dirty boyscout is on the house.

by Sammer July 4, 2015

boy scout camp

A place in the summer where boy scouts work on merit badges needed for obtaining the Eagle Scout rank/go to have fun for a week. You can hike, swim, fish, bike,etc. Or you can just spend all your money on Mountain Dew at the Trading Post the whole time. The only major problem of boy scout summer camp? There are unfortunately no girls there. :(

Remember how I spent all my money at the trading post on the first night of boy scout camp? Good times.

by Assassin aprentice June 5, 2016

Boy Scout Rule of D's

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.

Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

by MonkeyHelmet May 17, 2011

eccentric-boy-scout

Any person, who is prepared for any situation, well beyond most reasoning. Those in question tend to deviate from the normalcy’s of most. Taking the act of "being prepared" to the very most extreme.

-Those who tend to be eccentric-boy-scouts are often scowled at. They also tend to be quirkyalone, a little bit nomadic, & sometimes are hermit-like.

One who carries wet-naps in their pocket, but has no children.
One who has more tool knowledge than MacGyver, but is not a secret agent.
One who has too much time, and spends it learning what most would call "useless" information.
Many will question eccentric-boy-scout's on their spending habits as well as their unusual nuances.

by Balson April 7, 2005

sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003