boflichter scale

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.

<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.

by BOLIVER February 2, 2003

Boflazium

one that fears iron chef bobby flay

He entered kitchen stadium and was instantly overwhelmed with boflazium.

by finovis April 1, 2015

boflcopter

The male reproductive organ, AKA the penis.

His boflcopter is so large it pierced a hole through David's throat.

by Yaoi-Chan June 14, 2004

boflport

The female reproductive organ, AKA the vagina.

see also: boflcopter

Man, Lindsay is hella thick. I want to see her boflport!

by Yaoi-chan June 21, 2004

Bofligate

A nickname that is designed to annoy Theo

hey Bofligate!
DON'T CALL ME THAT!

by blue battle-axe May 31, 2021

boflichter scale

A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.

The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.

by GORP July 27, 2006

boflex

boflex is a fake rolex watch. The second hand tends to tick and or go backwards opposed to the real rolex which sweeps in the correct motion.

I purchased this boflex watch off a vendor in NY

by Brad May 13, 2005