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blowing smoke in your face by Pollypocket6993 December 20, 2020
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Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
blowing smoke up my ass by Old Polecat May 5, 2011
blowing smoke up your ass
I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
blowing smoke up your ass by Eluu December 31, 2016
blowing smoke up my ass
Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)
blowing smoke up my ass by RSD July 7, 2006
blowing smoke up my ass
to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
blowing smoke up my ass by waterbrother September 11, 2009
Blowing smoke up your ass
To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.
Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
Blowing smoke up your ass by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020
[blowing smoke up your snatch]
"Gurl, no offense, but Dabreesha was totally blowing smoke up your snatch when she told you that dress looked good on you."
[blowing smoke up your snatch] by Acerrico August 17, 2008