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Biss

Verb:
To contol someone via a combination of sexual manipulation, superior social status, and subtle insult.
"My girlfriend totally bissed me into getting some new clothes."
by TajUK January 19, 2007
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biss

A euphimism for the word "bitch" used in a playful/jocular manner; almost interchangeable with terms such as "loser" and "tard". It's origin lies in an incorrect interpretation of Dave Chapelle's high-pitched pronounciation of the word "bitch". As an adjective "biss" becomes "bissy" and gives the connotation of being temporarily annoying, uncooperative, or apathetic.
Ila: Hey you biss what's up?
Draenei Shaman: ZOMG! are you calling me a biss..all of my friends were being such bisses at school today. I hope they burn in an unmitigated raging eternal fire.
Ila: Yeah, me too...I like raging eternal fires, they're "hot" and sexy..get it..hah >_>. Anyways, I g2g, bye biss.
Draenei Shaman: Bye you bigger biss.

Draenei Shaman: Why were you being so effing bissy yesterday?
Ila: Well my mom told me I was on urbandictionary.com too much so I became a bit emo and started to cut myself.
by Draenei Priest June 17, 2007
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biss

to accidently email an unintended large group of people instead of replying to a single recipient.
"why did you reply to all?" "jeez kid, you really pulled a biss."
by chillchillchillkid June 22, 2006
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biss

a combination of barf and piss. generally used to describe something gross or horrible. alt forms: bissy
why is there biss on the floor??
that test was so bissy.
by sierrasoliel April 19, 2022
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Biss

Someone you want to call a female dog but don’t want to curse
by Pat-Med Tommy September 7, 2019
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Biss

Butt-piss. Sometimes an unintended, humorous side-effect of gay anal sex. Anal leakage.
Is that shit on my bedsheets?!
No. It's biss.
What's that?
Umm, butt piss.
Eeew!!
by Popingay June 6, 2010
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biss

a big, abysmal piss, a strong stream, one that wakes up your neighbors.
"Bro, was that an earthquake?"
"Nah, I just took the biggest biss of my life."
by grantbisser April 19, 2021
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