biogeochemistry

1.) The field of study involving the complex interactions of the biotic and abiotic world and how elements cycle through the Earth.
2.) A series of impossibly complex chemical equations, most likely about soils, that you could never hope to understand that also gives rise to the suspicion that no one really gets it.
3.) What you tell your friends you study when you want to sound smarter than them.

Plants used to grow out of the dirt until I took biogeochemistry, now I don't even know what dirt is.

by Garrecht Metzger May 23, 2008

biogasm

occurs when a biologist experiences an intense emotional excitement stemming from something they have observed. Examples of these observations are: (1) a rare plant blooming that the biologist has heard so much about but never seen in person, (2) an example from a book that the biologist read in school and found fascinating then but even more titillating in person, (3) seeing the fruit of the biologists labor.

Maggie felt a biogasm coming on when she saw a whale feeding on a bait ball that was already being asailed by thousands of sea birds! Oh, YES! yes yes yes!

by Maggie Prizazzlebilski July 1, 2005

bioguy

a man born with male anatomy (as opposed to a man born with "other than traditional male anatomy" such as an FTM or transguy.)

An XY males with a penis between his legs is referred to as a "bioguy"

by gnome_chomsky October 16, 2008

Biogender

The lifestyle where a person feels an attraction to and feels compatible with vegetation, usually green plants, with which they court and become romantically involved with. This attraction can be with the whole plant or just sections (e.g. roots, leaves, stem). Biogenders can also sense that multiple organisms form a singular entity that they call their lover (e.g. a cornfield being personified as one partner). This relationship can be sexual or platonic. Biogender people can carry on a relationship with one partner, multiple partners, or all of plant-life. Biogender is a subclass of Pansexual. Slurs for Biogender folk are: Root Gobbler, Leaf-Chewer, Bark-Head, Mother-Nature-Fucker, and Vegan.

Thomas' Biogender relationship with that field of grass will be very strained when he takes his business trip to Florida for a month.

by Bill.Ruby September 2, 2016

bought-o-biography

an autobiography or memoir written for the "author" by a professional ghostwriter

The starving novelist supplements her income by ghostwriting the occasional celebrity bought-o-biography.

by Joni Rodgers September 18, 2006

biogical

to make sense in a logical and a biology way

the fact that man came from the ape is just plain biogical.

by warren mcburney October 15, 2006

Biogamer

A certain type of gamer that is BIOdegradable. They are way too sensitive compared to todays norms, and are as fragile as a leaf when it comes to jokes. And yet they somehow manage to find a place in the gaming community. They do end up dealing with a lot of misfortune however, and have terrible yet extremely good luck at the same time.

Bro that biogamer dude is always having the fuckiest luck, he dropped a piece of crispy bacon on the ground and it somehow bounced back up into his pan!

Yea bro I know, imagine biogamer being the sergeant in the military, guiding his men into battle...

by misforgi is gay February 8, 2022