Big ole boy

Big ole boy is a descriptive term of endearment to politely describe a man who lives in the south who is either obese, morbidly obese, or bed ridden with obesity but has made no changes in his lifestyle choice to slow the rate at which he is becoming more obese because his own self image issues have caused him to believe that he is actually a total hardcore bad ass. Although slightly intimidating from an appearance standpoint, big ole boys are only hazardous from a physical standpoint for 7 to 10 seconds do to the lack of cardio fitness, and typically can be distracted by a double cheese burger. Big ole boys can be misleading because , even while powering through their 2nd double order of deep fried sadness, they will describe how bad ass they are and who's ass they were just about to kick, but in reality are going to kick no ass. East TX has one of the highest populations of big ole boys in the world as most big ole boys work for fracking companies and drilling companies either directly or indirectly.

Honey boo boo's mom is a big ole boy.

by stone definition August 20, 2014

big ole booty

when a woman has a huge butt

dude 1: dang she has a big ole booty ima have to tap that
dude 2: oooo you right

by BRIESJJSHSJSKSKSLGGKKGGNSJ November 11, 2018

Big ole' bitch

When a bitch is wider then a hallway

"Hey, have you seen two ton Tina? " "Yeah! That's one big ole' bitch"

by Woody66669999 January 9, 2015

Big ole' Piece of Shit

A synonym for kardash brought into existence because anything mildly resembling the kardashian name has no place in polite society.

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days.

My summer this year is only a big ole' piece of shit.

I'll see you in a big ole' piece of shit!!

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a big ole' piece of shit.

by That guy83 October 19, 2012

big ole 70's

Hairy untrimmed pussy. Most female porn stars of the 70's did not trim let alone shave it all off like today.

She took off her panties to reveal this big ole 70's.

by minesbiggerthanyours May 9, 2006

big ole titties

Describing a women's huge (or big) titties

Damn, that woman has big ole titties

by Molestia-hime April 9, 2017

Big 'Ole Sow

Your wife or significant other who after having children or just plain flat out let her self go resembles a Large Swine of the female variety. Typically evidenced by the visible presense of blubber rolls. Also often can be seen laying on her side on the couch with a bag of potatoe chips watching Television rather than exercising.

Damn bitch after dem kids were born and you let yourself go, you sure are a BIG 'OLE SOW

by edentulous artist April 18, 2009