Big John

A name for a rather large, hefty girl, most people consider a tom boy. Also others think she is lesbian, and most friends are guys that think she is "one of them." She also has very manly-ish features and most often doesn't enjoy what most girls do. Most people are afraid of her.

"Hey there's Big John."

"I sure wouldn't wanna get into it with her."

by ThatEmo April 25, 2010

Big PP John

A term used to denote the person in a group with the largest phallic member.

That's Dave, we call him Big PP John.

by Cali Freeheim June 10, 2018

Big Boy John

The biggest stud known to man. He's gets every bitch and hoe and calls them his Big Booty Bitches. There's no girl that would ever turn down Big Boy John. He's also the nicest guy ever, he'd take a bullet for you and send it right back at whoever sent it. If you ever see Big Boy John, you'll know that it's him. He's 6 foot 1 inches and has a 9 inch dick. Ladies want to be with him, guys wanna be him.

Big Boy John is the biggest stud ever

A)Do you know, Big Boy John?
B) Know him, I want to be him.

by Insane_Tomato December 10, 2016

Big Papa John

Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes

Bro, you're just like "big papa john"

by lrallis May 27, 2016

Big Bad John

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed

Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

big sexy john

Big sexy john means when a big guy is sexy you say “wow! That guy is big sexy john!”
I find it funny! Just when u think a big guy is sexy! Remember to say big sexy john!

Woah that big guy is a big sexy john!

by John cegy loon January 8, 2020

Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

by KC-130 October 7, 2025