Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.

I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.

by MadamexXx February 20, 2009

big butt bob

A bald man who's big ass hits e-stops and doesn't know it. Also a bald man who is uncircumcised and also called a aardvark for short. Walks on his tippy toes and swings his arms like a baboon.

Look there goes big butt bob ass hitting e-stops, walking like a baboon with a uncircumcised dick.

by Mighty of all mighty April 7, 2015

i like big butts

a phrase, usually followed by "and I cannot lie"

Always trust one who likes big butts, for one cannot lie.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

by iamarealamerican July 19, 2015

big ol' butt

when the cheeks of one's rear end come more than 6 full inches away from the base of the spinal columb.

she did the kudawnka-dawnk with her big ol' butt.

by robertseansmiddy May 31, 2006

Big Ol Butt

A fat ass

Back that thang up, cuz you got a big ol' butt

by Da White Man September 9, 2003

Big booty butt cheeks

a big phat booty thats just so big, juicy, and rotund that jiggles with every step

OMG!!! did you see the way her big booty butt cheeks jiggled as she walks??

by TC/TH April 7, 2010

Bangin Big Ol Butt Cheeks

When your banging some big booty bitch in the back of her butt and she calls you her dadda then you whip it out and put it on her face.

Im tired of the chit chat, lets go back to my place to bang those big ol butt cheeks.

Look at dem big ol butt cheeks.

by Matt Amann September 6, 2005