beemer

A car driven by rich people, so what , big deal, i cant stand to see them anymore

spoiled asshole drives a beemer

my buddy drove up in a new beemer and i wanted to punch his eyes out

Hey, big deal, so what, yeah its a nice car, i aint jealous jerry

by Carl Mitchell September 6, 2006

Beemer

a car that is made by bmw a suv is not a beemer a beemer is the car made by bmw

my beemer is ridin' on 19's she's purddy

by JayKay February 25, 2005

Beemer

Man; Legend of Minneapolis MN. An individual that has a big ego and holds relevance as an artistic icon to the city.

The tale of Beemer. Descendant of the hunting party of Old Three legs; Detroit Lakes, MN.

by Beemstar July 26, 2009

beemer

a fatass kid in 7th grade who thinks he sooo cool and who is going to fight the kid named julian over a girl. which he loses and dies of a heart attack and marries trisha poopinyourmouth and the fat couples will die 2 day

everybody RUN ITS BEEMER

by FATPPLSHOULDDIE January 31, 2010

Beemer

A car marketed to the upwardly mobile working and lower-middle classes as a luxury mark. Despite being one of the UKs most common brands, seen by the terminally unimaginative as somehow exclusive.

Distinguishing features are non-functional indicators and a special lens in the windscreen which makes the car in front look further away. This results in typical Beemer driving behaviour such as changing lane or direction without warning and driving two inches from the car in front.

Beemer Baz: Get out of my way - can't you see I'm important?
Driver in front: No, I have a car in front of me, so take your repmobile Beemer out of my ass.

by JimboRangoon March 18, 2008

beemer

a horny ass mother fucker!

Beemer is proud to be a horny ass mother fucker.:)

by HaNnAh May 13, 2005

beemer

Once upon a time Beemer was someone who worked for IBM, and Bimmer was a reference to a BMW vehicle. People got confused.

The Beemer drove a Bimmer.

by mdtallon October 31, 2015