A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.
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Get the bastards berries mug.Bastards Incorporated is a term which originated from the 80's comedy "The Comedy Company"'. It describes a conman company that sells products which are defective and useless.
It is now used as an all encompasing word for movies that typify white trash values, violence, mindless storylines and crass uneducated humor. These movies are made under the comedy and horror genres but are generally a thinly disguised veil of ultimate warfare of corrupt mob enterprises and psychotic writers against targets they deem worthy of life ruining.
The characters are purposely depicted in the most ficticious and humiliating scenarious in order to basically ruin their targets lives as well as their sanity and maximise profits, and cover up their own sordid lives of others.
"this is not art or cinema it is terrorism".
It is now used as an all encompasing word for movies that typify white trash values, violence, mindless storylines and crass uneducated humor. These movies are made under the comedy and horror genres but are generally a thinly disguised veil of ultimate warfare of corrupt mob enterprises and psychotic writers against targets they deem worthy of life ruining.
The characters are purposely depicted in the most ficticious and humiliating scenarious in order to basically ruin their targets lives as well as their sanity and maximise profits, and cover up their own sordid lives of others.
"this is not art or cinema it is terrorism".
Exampled of Bastards Incorporated movie studio include:
Scary Movie franchaise
Disaster movie, Epic Movie etc.
American Pie Series
Twilight Franchaise
Movies that depict prostitutes, strippers etc.
Serial killer horror movie franchaises.
Movies that are so violent, warped and unrealistic you have nightmares for months.
Scary Movie franchaise
Disaster movie, Epic Movie etc.
American Pie Series
Twilight Franchaise
Movies that depict prostitutes, strippers etc.
Serial killer horror movie franchaises.
Movies that are so violent, warped and unrealistic you have nightmares for months.
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The AIAA version of a Bachelor's degree.
by Bastardddd May 23, 2018
Get the bastards degree mug.Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
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Get the You bastards! mug.Refers to extremely large breasts. Also commonly referred to as "BBs"
To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
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