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baklava

A reference to any person who is being immature, jerk-off-ish, etc. Basically an insult or curse. Used in the context of bitch, asshole, etc.
by Michelle McCullar September 8, 2005
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Baklava Hole

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.
Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.
by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
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Baklava Surprise

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.
by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010
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Baklava

A Greek, Turkish, and Middle Eastern dessert made with filo pastry, walnuts, and honey topped with crushed pistachios and cinnamon. The Turks believe that they had it originally however it is a part of many cultures not just theirs. Let people talk about their fave desserts without getting attacked thanks.
Girl: MMM this baklava is so good! My yiayia just made it :)
Boy: Yum! Let me have some!
by pussy.power August 18, 2021
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Baklava

A Turkish dessert that makes you thirsty when you eat it
If you eat baklava, you will be very thirsty.
by ketcaplivemayonezlikek December 27, 2021
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baklava

The dessert from the great british baking show. It's often used as an exclamation after someone says something stupid or funny.
"OMG guys did you know that every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa?"
"bAkLavAaaa!"
by shen yun dancer March 4, 2020
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baklava

me and ella and kenedi’s favorite word ever.
me: BAKLAVA

ella and kenedi: BAKLAVA
by cupidhrry October 30, 2021
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