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baklava

A reference to any person who is being immature, jerk-off-ish, etc. Basically an insult or curse. Used in the context of bitch, asshole, etc.
by Michelle McCullar September 8, 2005
mugGet the baklavamug.

Baklava Hole

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.
Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.
by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
mugGet the Baklava Holemug.

Baklava Surprise

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.
by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010
mugGet the Baklava Surprisemug.

baklava

The dessert from the great british baking show. It's often used as an exclamation after someone says something stupid or funny.
"OMG guys did you know that every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa?"
"bAkLavAaaa!"
by shen yun dancer March 4, 2020
mugGet the baklavamug.

baklava

me and ella and kenedi’s favorite word ever.
me: BAKLAVA

ella and kenedi: BAKLAVA
by cupidhrry October 30, 2021
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baklava

A girl who is objectively a 10/10, usually of a middle-eastern origin.
Yo, look at he baklava! I´m gonna marry her one day.
by mkadum January 21, 2024
mugGet the baklavamug.

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation
My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends
by Naetharr July 1, 2018
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