Where Is My Fuck Bag?

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!

by Some1One July 28, 2015

Fuck Bag

Apparatus applied over the head of an extremely ugly woman to ease emotional scaring after you bone her.

Dude, I had to break out a fuck bag cuz, da biznach was uglier than a bathtub full of assholes.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

ho bag slut fuck

An illiterate, stupid, and annoying friend or sibling.

A ho bag slut fuck is when someone looks at you for a response after saying something dumb

by Classic booh 2399 April 15, 2020

Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.

Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

fuck bag

a particularly loose and promiscuous woman

"She screwed all five of the at once?
what a fuck bag"

by clrlt808 May 15, 2003

Tunnel-gutted fuck bag

An extremely filthy, highly promiscuous female. The queen of all skanks, mainly white trash.

That chick is one tunnel-gutted fuck bag!!

by Missy January 10, 2005

tea bag nose fuck

dip your balls into an opened mouth partner and sit on their face so there nose goes into your ass

chad:hay ben lets tea bag nose fuck.
ben:ok i want to have your balls in my mouth
chad:omg push your nose deeper into my ass ben!
ben:but it wont go in aney further.
chad:shut the fuck up!yeah lick my balls ben!yea u like the tea bag nose fuck

by bendover holland September 28, 2009