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Aristacunt

A person that suddenly gains a desingner item,wealth or status and becomes conceded and/or bitchy...
Now that Jane got her BMW she's a total ARISTACUNT!
by Bevrlykillz October 6, 2015
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Arista

Arista is a unique name given to a unique girl. She cares for others more than she cares for herself. She is insecure, but she is beautiful. She is very crazy and hyper at times. And caring and sensitive as well.
stranger 1: "look at that girl smiling over there."
stranger 2: "She must be an Arista."
by bubushka November 17, 2014
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Alistair

Alistair:

A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"

"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."

"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"

"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"

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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"

"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
by Alist er August 22, 2012
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dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019
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Alistair Overeem

The best athlete in MMA. Currently signed to UFC. Former Strikeforce,Dream and K1 HW Champion. Known for destroying wanna-be fighter Brock Lesnar.
by stefoka January 4, 2012
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Alistair Morrison

gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin
dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt

leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017
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alistair

Alistair
Scottish - Male
Defender of men.

Alistair has 8 variant forms: Alastair, Alastor, Aleister, Alisdair, Alistaire, Alister, Allister and Aly.
I R TANK, alistair is a common tanker name
by TankerAL January 25, 2008
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