That Awkward Moment

These specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn't give a shit about. So stop saying it... Please.

Thing #1: OMG leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! Leik everything's $o awkward!!!

Dr. Seuss: Please. Shut up.

Thing #1: WoW!! That awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!

Dr. Seuss: There's nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the shit out you.

Thing #1: ...

by BackDoorz September 7, 2013

Buh huh huh <----awkward moment ender

an affectionate phrase used to deflate the awkwardness of a previous statement.

I heard your cousin Sheila has an STD

Buh huh huh!

by curt February 21, 2004

that awkward moment when

An introductory phrase commonly followed by a situation that is dubbed awkward.

That awkward moment when little kids talk trash online.

by anonymously clever September 22, 2013

the awkward moment when...

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.

the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.

by Bottom Face October 22, 2011

That awkward moment when

A meme-y phrase that was extremely popular back around 2012 due to its versatility. Modern usage is more or less the same, but it is now commonly replaced with the newer phrase "that feeling when".

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 28, 2020

Awkward Sex Moment

Awkward sex moments happen when watching a film with new friends/parents/anyone and there is a sex scene in it, one which makes everyone watching feel awkward.

TV: Why dont we go over to the bed...
Guy1: Awkward...
Guy2: AWKWARD SEX MOMENT! FAST FORWARD!
TV: Mmmmmm...
Guy1&Guy2: AAAAH! Total "Awkward Sex Moment".

by BrokebackValley September 5, 2009

awkward dad moment

When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.

Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."

Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."

Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"

by westfalia December 17, 2009