awkward silence

an awkward silence is a moment when everything suddenly goes quiet and it feels awkward. Some people say that for every awkward silence, there is a gay baby born.

Wow there was just an awkward silence for this means a gay baby was born.

by I AM IRON MAN. October 07, 2009

awkward silence

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

by Johnny Hush June 28, 2006

awkward silence

Can take place at different situations-for example when someone farts at dinner,or when u say "Dude,Fuck my boss!!!" and then u realize he's right behind u because of the way your job mate is staring at u...Or when u pass by a person u had the craziest sex with,2 days ago and u both were dopped as hell and then u realized it was your friends mother

Shawn:"dog' you're going to love my parents-my mom baked those delicious cookies for friday-now' I want to you to meet my mom-mom,this is Benny!"

---------awkward silence....-----------

me:"yeahh,hy,,miss...hey...---listen Shawn,where's the bathroom?..."

by Benny D1 March 22, 2007

awkward silence

an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retarded baby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.

sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."

by Kate and Olivia January 09, 2007

awkward silence

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.

Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol

by yomamaisfatt February 02, 2007

awkward silence

When you do something, such as a fart or a bad joke and all your friends just sit there for 4 or more seconds saying nothing.

There was an awkward silence when Mitt shit himself and it smelt like a cat defecated on tuna.

by theburningchicken October 30, 2013

Awkward silence

When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.

My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.

by Rene Sydney T. August 11, 2006