cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Awning

Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.

My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!

by W. Steele January 4, 2018

The aching drought

the act of receiving head and having your girlfriend swallow, then waiting just until the dick is no longer hypersensitive and just starts sucking on the flaccid cock until it is once again hard and then again sucks to completion and swallows

the process is repeated until a) no more cum can be drained b) aching of balls prohibits further acts

oh sweet jesus my balls had where having the aching drought last night.

best birthday present ever mind!

by /b/ anonymous December 3, 2009

Ashing

The act of removing the ash left over from smoked marijuana from a smoking device

"Hey man, are you finished ashing that bowl? I wanna load another!"

by SigurJ July 16, 2009

aching lungs

The feeling when your lungs ache painfully, cause undetermined.

OMG, I feel so disorientated, my aching lungs are totally aching.

by Heidi McLovin February 6, 2009

Crotch Awning

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

by newyorkkk November 29, 2011