authoritized

process by which government pretends to 'downsize' by creating non-governmental authorities out of government departments

I'm no longer a government employee because our department has been authoritized, so we now work for a non-governmental authority.

by daninsask September 26, 2008

authorisize

Verb; 1.to cause damage. 2.to injure someone. 3.to emotionally wreck someone. 4.to break an object.

used to replace other verbs when the they do not accurately describe the situations.

1)He is gonna authorisize that window.
2)she is great at authorisizing people and making them fell bad.
3)that boy punched me in the face and yelled " you have just been authorisized".

by Tyler "Jesus" K. April 13, 2009

Authorised Researcher

Someone who passed uni with a C grade average.

I am an Authorised Researcher and I lie to people for a living.

by nunyabusinessbro February 11, 2021