Austin’s really sus tent

It’s on its on level from Austin’s sus Tent this time he likes Erin and she gave him blue balls before so when she goes into the tent this time he’s doing anal

Erin: not anal in the Austin’s really sus tent
Austin: u gave me blue balls bitch

by Meazar November 28, 2018

Austin's

Best guy you could ever ask for. Expresses emotions, teases the girls he likes, but when you like him back, he's a romantic, usually blond, and the guy who treats you like an angel.

Go get your self some Austin's girls!

by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020

Austin’s Dragon Semen

A beverage that Austin once drank and then exclaimed “ I drank Dragon Semen yesterday!” Austin loves dragon Semen with all his heart and has since inspired Merch and a theatrical release of his inspiring story.

Austin: I drank Austin’s Dragon Semen yesterday 👌

by Redmundo Fanclub December 20, 2020

Auston Suarez

a person who can overcome any obstacle in life; an Auston Suarez is the new age Hercules. If your are one then your probably a natural blonde, and naturally good at most extreme sports. You have plenty of scars and stories to go along with them. Ladies find you interesting but sometimes a little bit intimidating to approach due to the fact that your around other ladies all the time as well. But don't worry, an Auston Suarez can talk to several women at once. They also might end up with your girlfriends cell phone numbers for later reconciliation.

Swag like Auston Suarez.
Get her Auston Suarez.
I'm Auston Suarez.
I get it done Auston Suarez style.
I'm Auston Suarez B****

I'm goin for a run. AUSTON SUAREZ.
"Mommy, my tummy hurts", "It's ok honey, Auston Suarez."
Did you get the beer? Auston Suarez! Sweet big dawg

by whoDATkidd November 28, 2011

Austin’s Bars

Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.

Yoooooo, Austin’s bars are straight HEAT

by Them Niggas March 10, 2019

Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023