Audiophile

Someone who has sexual relations with speakers and / or headphones.

Guess what John is an Audiophile! His wife caught him with his penis in the subwoofer.

by Frank Barnes March 4, 2022

autophile

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.

Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).

by karnautrahl October 30, 2006

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

by Max February 25, 2005

audiophile

"A lover of sound"
However as most people are lovers of music etc, the term audiophile points to people who love high end audio equipment and can distinguish between good speakers and bad ones, which cables to use, and can tell what bitrate an mp3 file is at... etc etc etc.
Audiophiles usually argue to the death as to which setup is best

'those monitors sound muddy as all hell'
"what? how can you tell good sir? I hear nothing wrong!"
'cuz i'm an audiophile you filthy monkey!'

by INCARNATE!!!! April 3, 2003

Assophile

Someone who appreciates a really nicely shaped bottom.

James is a real assophile.

by WordWorfefef August 22, 2016

audiophile

A person who enjoys their audio equipment more than the actual music

Audiophile: "This song sounds so harsh on my DT-880"

by n1ko23 January 1, 2022

russophile

A person in love with Russia, mainly soviet Russia and is completely unaware of the shit that went down in soviet Russia. Basically a weeaboo of Russia

Russophile: "hello comrade, let us take down the capitalist dogs and drink vodka for the mother country"
Regular guy: "damn, didn't you pay attention in history class?"

by Gilligroin February 19, 2015