August 29th

August 29th, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You must also get them a present of some sort. To celebrate you two being together 😁😄

Hey it’s August 29th, here’s your present! Let’s kiss now 😁

by RayRay69420 August 11, 2021

August 29th

People born on this day are stupid

Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!

by Memezmemezmemez December 14, 2019

august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

by eyheheh August 29, 2022

AUGUST 29TH

National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.

Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day

by Average Monkey August 28, 2019

August 29th National Sex Day

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Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day

by BoogaWoogaDoogo August 29, 2021

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021

August 29th

The Men born on this day are the best, and most loving guys, they are always perfect, and are always true to there word.
If you are with a man born on August 29th, you should stay with them forever. These men when they grow up are absolutely stunning.

Girl 1: Hey, I really like you...

Boy 1: Same, you're pretty.

Girl 2: OMG. She actually got with that guy! He's even born on August 29th!

Boy 2: Wow. He did it!

by November 29th November 10, 2021