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Oprah audience

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
by velvet67 July 31, 2009
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Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.
by RoninRogue July 15, 2010
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Television Audience Laugh

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.
I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh
by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010
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Cock Audience

This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.
Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night
by Sluper Sooth January 21, 2011
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Addie

Addie. Well, she's one of those "love at first sight" type of people, at least it was for me. She's has a "badass" vibe to her persona, you just might call her a "Baddie". (See what I did there?) You can get lost staring into her eyes, and she'll create a funny nickname for you just to tease you every time she says it. Overall, a great person to hang around with, and talk to. If you ever come across an Addie, don't be like "Passenger" and let her go. (Unless she's a total glass case of a emotion. The references continue)
Addie: What's your name?
Me: Jake
Addie: So, you're like Jake from State Farm?
Me: Really..... 😂
by TRJEK March 23, 2017
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addie

A pretty fly chick, she's super hott and she's the bestest in the world. She loves to party, pretty much the description of every guys' dreamgirl.
Yo man, i wish i had Addie, she's super sexy.
by Big SON SON June 11, 2008
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