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astronauticanaut

if you take a green army man and strap him to a big ass bottle rocket and shoot it at a lake he becomes a astronauticanaut.
by bubblez February 25, 2013
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AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010
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astronallically

astronauts famous on musically all the days.
Woah that girl is so astronallically, i wanna be her?!”
by imafancyfeather April 10, 2020
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Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

An aviation school where you pay twice is much to be only half as good. Numbers do not lie. Embry-Riddle students chose to ignore numbers though. This is due to the fact they do not have a well rounded university experience. They also have 90% male student body. This could contribute to their very high numbers of homosexuality in the student body. They spend huge amounts of money on advertising which could be a contributing factor to as why they cost twice as much as the number one aviation college in the United States. The average Embry Riddle student is a male, very preppy kid from a rich family that believes he and his univeristy is the best even when all the statistics say otherwise. He is also usually an in the closet homosexual. They believe they are superior pilots due to the fact that they paid more for their education. Overall one of those typical stuck up private schools that only rich kids go to.
Embry-Riddle recruiter: I see your interested in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University .
High School Student: Yes I am but I'm wondering. Why does Embry-Riddle costs twice as much when all the numbers and statistics of succes point to The University of North Dakota?
Embry-Riddle Recruiter: Well that is because we are just simply better.
High School Student: Well thats weird because facts seem to point to that MSU Mankato is just as good as you. How embarassing!
by deltapilot April 1, 2009
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Aeronautical

The University of Southern Florida's synonym for aerodynamic.
"It's amazing how aeronautical planes are."

or in our case,

"I don't think aeronautical is a word, Alli."
by BMcD June 12, 2008
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Aeronautical Porn

Guy 1: Cool! The new pornhub movie named "Space Cock" just released!
Guy 2: I call that Aeronautical Porn
by Meme_Urbanizer420 June 8, 2016
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