assatarians

A person who has a diet that consist of eating ass

He loves eating ass he must be a Assatarians

by Iac1988 November 7, 2017

Assilian

A very hairy person, and they typically look like they are from a Middle Eastern country. They also Believe they are Middle Eastern but in reality they aren't. They tend to live in very white suburban towns such as San Carlos

Guy 1: Don't fuck with me I am Middle Eastern
Guy 2: No your not your just an Assilian

by 50% black May 8, 2011

Assitarien

A Assitarien is a male or female, who is on a strict diet of only eating ass.

Did you hear that Jim has decided to become a Assitarien, because Monica's pussy was so bad?

by TheCouplesFeed July 1, 2016

afritalian

A South-African born Italian. Known to support italy/bafana at the fifa 2010 football world cup. They have recently also been orFANed by both their teams.

Fan 1: Hey where are you from?
Fan 2: Im an afritalian!
Fan 1: Shame sorry, i didnt know.
Fan 2: Its ok. People are often saddened when they hear I was abandoned. So would your nation like to adopt me?

by giovz June 28, 2010

Asstralia

Sqirrels in Australia??? wtf? uhh i think sqirrels are only found in America!

"Look at that stupid mizzle guy...hahaha he thinks we have squirrels in Australia."

by spanx December 3, 2004

Asstalgia

It is when you have a longing for a future event or prospects. As opposed to nostalgia, which refers to the past and your 'nose', this refers to a certain or possible future and your 'ass'.

Is that how my girl is gonna look like ten years from now? OMFG, she will be gross!!" "Don't have an asstalgia so soon. She is already so gross.

by RisavKarna69 August 3, 2010

hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021