Asshoop

The act of playing basketball while butt naked.

Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park to asshoop later?

"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"

by Assketballislyf August 21, 2015

asshoogle

(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

by jula88 October 13, 2011

Asshoke

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

asshooker(V);asshooking(N)

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

by dnice April 21, 2003

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

asswookie

Person with a hairy backside

I was making out with my new boyfriends when I found out he was an Asswookie.

by Barbara September 8, 2003